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20. CA. Egalitarian. Straight if that even matters????? I like tattoos, Tchaikovsky, people who aren't little bitches, corsets, Lost, and making potato faces. Also, none of my trigger warnings are serious. Unless you need a trigger warning for potatoes.

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chepibola:

have i told you guys about that one time i had to do a presentation on class but i was being a lazy fuck so i just copied one i found on the internet and presented it but the whole time my teacher was giving me weird glares ok so after i was done i realized the work i copied had my university watermark on it but like from years ago long story short i had copied my teacher’s work when he was a student and presented it to him years later

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4 hours ago
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jodiamandis:

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

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That’s beautiful

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6 hours ago
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lifeisrhythm:

Next time someone asks if my glasses are prescription I’ll tell them about when I started to creep up on a bunny I saw while I was walking and I couldn’t tell it was actually a napkin until I was reaching down to grab it

10 hours ago
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lemondifficult:

Applying for jobs is starting to feel a lot like

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17 hours ago
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To all the Tumblr users who tend to use tags very liberally:

thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you, also, what, when, why, how, look, because, never

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19 hours ago
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talesofacollegenothing:

I searched google for ‘most american picture ever’

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20 hours ago
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liveinphoenix:

iwanttoknowyouranatomy:

liveinphoenix:

my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water

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That’s the biggest fucking waist I have ever heard of

r u calling me fat

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5 hours ago
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foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

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7 hours ago
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cnnbreakingofficial:

omg mom it’s JUST METH calm down

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9 hours ago
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overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section. 

Oh look.
It’s a flying fuck.
It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

overnight-shipping:

camerapits:

noobtheloser:

quotes-n-hoes:

This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.

LITERALLY. A FLYING FUCK.

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12 hours ago
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youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

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19 hours ago
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